05:41
Be the boyfriend that kills all of the spiders when
they're close to her. Be the kind of boyfriend that
gives her the last of your fries, chicken nuggets,
slice of pizza etc because she's still hungry. Be
the boyfriend that kisses her paper cut, the door-
slammed finger, the counter-bumped hip, and maybe even the couch-stubbed toe. Be the
boyfriend that does all of the heavy lifting for
her even when she tells you she's got it. Be the
boyfriend that checks her tire pressure, see if
there's anything wrong with the car, and remind
her to go get her oil change. Be the boyfriend that doesn't get annoyed when she asks you a
bunch of questions during a TV show or a movie
because she's too curious to find out on her own.
Be the boyfriend that lets her give you manicures,
pedicures, pluck your eyebrows, just because it
bothers her when it looks like a mess. Be the boyfriend that lets her tie your hair up to make
you look like a baby just because she thinks you
would look cute. Be the boyfriend that lets her
blow rasp berries on your stomach just because
she's bored while you're on your phone. Be the
boyfriend that lets her win at wrestling at times because she loves knowing that she can beat you
up. Be this kind of boyfriend, and she'll treat you
like gold.
Saturday 25 October 2014
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Despite how strong her feelings are for you, her
pride is even stronger. She could be thinking
about you all day and you still wouldn't even hear
from her. She could be missing you like crazy and
you still wouldn't even see her asking you to hang
out. She could be wanting to see you very badly and you still wouldn't see her try to bump into you
somewhere. She could be stalking your social
networks and you still wouldn't see her like any of
your stuff because she doesn't want you to know
she's looking. She could be thinking about
surprising you with a visit by going to your house or showing up at a party you're at and you still
wouldn't catch her because she changed her mind
halfway while doing it. She could be texting you
about how she feels about you and you still
wouldn't see giving away too much because she's
holding herself back from expressing too much. She could just want to drop whatever bullshit is
going on with you guys because she just wants
you guys to be happy again and you still wouldn't
see her letting it go because she won't allow
herself to deal with that.
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Nigeria is a country where:
*Weddings must always be on saturday
*you must always put on native to weddings
*when one has any problem,its 'ise aye'... Den i now ask myself,se 'aye' no dey abroad ni...lol
*pple using android and bb still dey find cheat up and down
*singlet na our danfo drivers uniform
*its guys responsibility to always buy gifts 4 dia gals(chai)
*where terrorist fit upload ova 5mins video from d forest on youtube,and we wey dey city no go fit upload 1min video(se i no go pack my load go forest lyk dis)
*where maths teachers be lyk 'example, 2+2=4' then 'home work, 2*2/2*48x+3b=? Chai... Maths teachers,no be so u give us 4 d example na
*where public skuls beta pass private skuls... Chai
*where some pple go finish reading this,and hand go pain dem to drop comment... Lol
COPYRIGHT . Personally written by Comrade Olamilekan....
Thursday 23 October 2014
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Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink.[Why?]Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Can I have directions?[To where?]To your heart.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.
Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.
Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.
Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you're so Dope!
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.
You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
Put down that cupake... you're sweet enough already.
You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?
Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.
Are you Jewish? Cause you ISRAELI HOT.
You may be asked to leave soon, you're making all the other women look bad.
Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I'm asking for is one from you.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless.
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
How was heaven when you left it?
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet.
Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
(As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
I'm Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.
Are you Willy Wonka's daughter, 'cuz you look sweet and delicious.
If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!
Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.
What's on the menu? Me-n-U
You're like pizza. Even when you are bad, you're good
I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
My friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't... I think you're absolutely gorgeous!
Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal your heart, and you'll steal mine.
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard
Are you a hipster, because you make my hips stir.
Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect
Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.
Are you on Nickelodeon? Cause you're a-Dora-ble!
I don't know if you're beautiful, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
You don't need keys to drive me crazy.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
People call me John, but you can call me tonight.
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents... do you want to be my dime?
[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
Be unique and different, say yes.
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a Fine-apple
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.
if I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say "I love you" with my last breath!
Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
When God made you, he was showing off.
Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're "mmmm... good!"
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle
I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).
Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.
Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
This time next year let’s be laughing together.
Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.
Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.
Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going... I just need eye contact from you.
I wish I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice.
Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaam!
I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.
Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.
Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.
I could use some spare change and you're a dime.
I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
Wow! Are those real?
I blame you for global warming... your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!
You are the reason men fall in love.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
If you were ground coffee, you'd be Espresso cause you're so fine.
You better call Life Alert, 'cause I've fallen for you and I can't get up.
You're single. I'm single. Coincidence? I think not.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You should be someone's wife.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
You're hotter than Papa Bear's porridge.
I hope there's a fire truck nearby, cause you're smokin'!
If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me.
I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
You are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
You're so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.
I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt - my eyes!
This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.
I don't know you, but I think I love you already.
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.
if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together.(tulips = two lips)
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
Stare at girl. ("What're you staring at?")
You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.
You're hotter than donut grease.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be McGorgeous.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.
I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
If you were a steak you would be well done.
It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?
Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
On The Phone
She/He says: "Hold on"
You Say: "Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you."
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
Are you a girl scout, cause you tie my heart in knots.
You're so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
Let's play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink.[Why?]Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Can I have directions?[To where?]To your heart.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.
Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.
Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.
Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you're so Dope!
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.
You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
Put down that cupake... you're sweet enough already.
You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?
Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.
Are you Jewish? Cause you ISRAELI HOT.
You may be asked to leave soon, you're making all the other women look bad.
Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I'm asking for is one from you.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless.
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
How was heaven when you left it?
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet.
Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
(As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
I'm Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.
Are you Willy Wonka's daughter, 'cuz you look sweet and delicious.
If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!
Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.
What's on the menu? Me-n-U
You're like pizza. Even when you are bad, you're good
I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
My friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't... I think you're absolutely gorgeous!
Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal your heart, and you'll steal mine.
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard
Are you a hipster, because you make my hips stir.
Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect
Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.
Are you on Nickelodeon? Cause you're a-Dora-ble!
I don't know if you're beautiful, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
You don't need keys to drive me crazy.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
People call me John, but you can call me tonight.
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents... do you want to be my dime?
[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
Be unique and different, say yes.
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a Fine-apple
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.
if I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say "I love you" with my last breath!
Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
When God made you, he was showing off.
Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're "mmmm... good!"
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle
I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).
Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.
Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
This time next year let’s be laughing together.
Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.
Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.
Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going... I just need eye contact from you.
I wish I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice.
Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaam!
I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.
Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.
Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.
I could use some spare change and you're a dime.
I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
Wow! Are those real?
I blame you for global warming... your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!
You are the reason men fall in love.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
If you were ground coffee, you'd be Espresso cause you're so fine.
You better call Life Alert, 'cause I've fallen for you and I can't get up.
You're single. I'm single. Coincidence? I think not.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You should be someone's wife.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
You're hotter than Papa Bear's porridge.
I hope there's a fire truck nearby, cause you're smokin'!
If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me.
I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
You are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
You're so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.
I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt - my eyes!
This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.
I don't know you, but I think I love you already.
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.
if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together.(tulips = two lips)
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
Stare at girl. ("What're you staring at?")
You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.
You're hotter than donut grease.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be McGorgeous.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.
I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
If you were a steak you would be well done.
It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?
Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
On The Phone
She/He says: "Hold on"
You Say: "Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you."
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
Are you a girl scout, cause you tie my heart in knots.
You're so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
Let's play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
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Why Me Mom? - Death of an Innocent
I went to a party, Mom, I remembered what
you said. You told me not to drink, Mom, so I drank
soda instead.
I really felt proud inside, Mom, the way you
said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom, even though
the others said I should.
I know I did the right thing, Mom, I know
you are always right.
Now the party is finally ending, Mom, as everyone is driving out of sight.
As I got into my car, Mom, I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me, so responsible and sweet.
I started to drive away, Mom, but as I pulled
out into the road, the other car didn't see me, Mom, and hit me like a load.
As I lay there on the pavement, Mom, I hear
the policeman say,
the other guy is drunk, Mom, and now I'm
the one who will pay.
I'm lying here dying, Mom.. I wish you'd get
here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom? My life
just burst like a balloon.
There is blood all around me, Mom, and
most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom, I'll die in a short
time.
I just wanted to tell you, Mom, I swear I didn't drink. It was the others, Mom. The others didn't
think.
He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank and I will
die.
Why do people drink, Mom? It can ruin your
whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now. Pains just like a
knife.
The guy who hit me is walking, Mom, and I
don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying and all he can do is
stare.
Tell my brother not to cry, Mom. Tell Daddy to
be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom, put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have told him, Mom, not to
drink and drive.
If only they had told him, Mom, I would still
be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom. I'm
becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom. When I needed you, you were always there.
I have one last question, Mom, before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive, so why am I the one to die?
& "Ma quesion is why do the most important p'ple die,?
I went to a party, Mom, I remembered what
you said. You told me not to drink, Mom, so I drank
soda instead.
I really felt proud inside, Mom, the way you
said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom, even though
the others said I should.
I know I did the right thing, Mom, I know
you are always right.
Now the party is finally ending, Mom, as everyone is driving out of sight.
As I got into my car, Mom, I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me, so responsible and sweet.
I started to drive away, Mom, but as I pulled
out into the road, the other car didn't see me, Mom, and hit me like a load.
As I lay there on the pavement, Mom, I hear
the policeman say,
the other guy is drunk, Mom, and now I'm
the one who will pay.
I'm lying here dying, Mom.. I wish you'd get
here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom? My life
just burst like a balloon.
There is blood all around me, Mom, and
most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom, I'll die in a short
time.
I just wanted to tell you, Mom, I swear I didn't drink. It was the others, Mom. The others didn't
think.
He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank and I will
die.
Why do people drink, Mom? It can ruin your
whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now. Pains just like a
knife.
The guy who hit me is walking, Mom, and I
don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying and all he can do is
stare.
Tell my brother not to cry, Mom. Tell Daddy to
be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom, put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have told him, Mom, not to
drink and drive.
If only they had told him, Mom, I would still
be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom. I'm
becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom. When I needed you, you were always there.
I have one last question, Mom, before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive, so why am I the one to die?
& "Ma quesion is why do the most important p'ple die,?
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Not
all of us think twice before looking for beauty solutions and when our
chosen ways to fight beauty problems don’t turn out helpful as we had
expected them to, the consequences can be extremely dangerous.
So if you are thinking of bleaching your face to hide your facial hair or to treat discoloration of your face, let me break it to you that your decision might make you repent.
Although we do not hope so but it is always better to be aware of the side effects of bleaching face before ripping a pack open that can cost you your beauty and health.
Before I go on telling you about side effects of bleaching face, let me make one thing absolutely clear.
Your face bleach is for your face only and not your body and similarly your body bleach is only for your body and not for your face.
Through this Note, we are going to focus on potential bad effects of bleaching face.
* Severe Allergic Reactions
Bleaching face is not for everyone. You should be aware of your skin type and should make sure your skin is healthy enough to fight the chemicals contained in the bleach. Because one of the most severe side effects of bleaching face are the skin allergies that can victimize you.
Bleaching face can result in severe burning or itching of skin or both. It can also lead to intolerable pain, crusting of skin and red, swollen patches.
Immediate doctor attention is required in such cases.
* Catastrophic Effects Of Mercury
Another major bad effect of bleaching face is the contents of bleach that can cost your health big time. Bleaches containing mercury should be avoided completely or their use should be minimized.
Because mercury does not only cause poisoning but it also starts accumulating on the cells of your body which might lead to liver or kidney failure!
*Redness of Eyes
Bleaching agents contain pungent odors which is why most manufacturers add fragrance to them.
This gives birth to yet another bad effect of bleaching face.
As the fumes of the chemicals can make your eyes red and can even irritate them causing them to water.
So never apply bleach on your eyebrows or on the areas around your eyes.
These are a few of many side effects of bleaching face.
If you know more bad effects of bleaching face, let me know !
Seeing those facial hair does not make us freak out as much as the painful way of getting rid of facial hair through waxing does and hence, we look for easier and less painful alternative to fight facial hair through face bleach.
But though bleaching is a much easier alternative, there certainly exist potential bad effects of bleaching face.
Whether we get it done at a salon or do it by ourselves at home, there are side effects of bleaching face that we all must be aware of before setting a mixture of harmful chemicals to rest on our face.
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So if you are thinking of bleaching your face to hide your facial hair or to treat discoloration of your face, let me break it to you that your decision might make you repent.
Although we do not hope so but it is always better to be aware of the side effects of bleaching face before ripping a pack open that can cost you your beauty and health.
Before I go on telling you about side effects of bleaching face, let me make one thing absolutely clear.
Your face bleach is for your face only and not your body and similarly your body bleach is only for your body and not for your face.
Through this Note, we are going to focus on potential bad effects of bleaching face.
* Severe Allergic Reactions
Bleaching face is not for everyone. You should be aware of your skin type and should make sure your skin is healthy enough to fight the chemicals contained in the bleach. Because one of the most severe side effects of bleaching face are the skin allergies that can victimize you.
Bleaching face can result in severe burning or itching of skin or both. It can also lead to intolerable pain, crusting of skin and red, swollen patches.
Immediate doctor attention is required in such cases.
* Catastrophic Effects Of Mercury
Another major bad effect of bleaching face is the contents of bleach that can cost your health big time. Bleaches containing mercury should be avoided completely or their use should be minimized.
Because mercury does not only cause poisoning but it also starts accumulating on the cells of your body which might lead to liver or kidney failure!
*Redness of Eyes
Bleaching agents contain pungent odors which is why most manufacturers add fragrance to them.
This gives birth to yet another bad effect of bleaching face.
As the fumes of the chemicals can make your eyes red and can even irritate them causing them to water.
So never apply bleach on your eyebrows or on the areas around your eyes.
These are a few of many side effects of bleaching face.
If you know more bad effects of bleaching face, let me know !
Seeing those facial hair does not make us freak out as much as the painful way of getting rid of facial hair through waxing does and hence, we look for easier and less painful alternative to fight facial hair through face bleach.
But though bleaching is a much easier alternative, there certainly exist potential bad effects of bleaching face.
Whether we get it done at a salon or do it by ourselves at home, there are side effects of bleaching face that we all must be aware of before setting a mixture of harmful chemicals to rest on our face.
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1."You look really tired."
Thanks for noticing. Yes, i am tired. Tired of people reminding me that they have a ruqqed face that tells they are hunqry.
2. “Don’t take this the wrong way, but…”
Well, how am I supposed to take it now?
3. “You remind me of my mom.”
Isn’t your mom 50? :v
4. “Are you on your period.....? Oh sorry slip of tonque ”
No, but I might as well be now, because after that comment I’m about to stab you.
5. "Are you wearing that?"
Well, I was going to… until you said that. Congrats, now you have to wait two more hours while I find another outfit that you’re probably going to hate.
6. “You might be able to fit into this.”
Might ? What exactly do you mean by might?
7. “Your cousin is so hot!”
Wow, that’s a really endearing way to tell me that I got screwed in the club house.
8. “You have a really cute face.”
Just my face ? What, you made it past my neck and decided that the rest of me was hideous ?
9. “Your hair looks way better (shorter, darker, longer, up, etc.).”
That’s funny, I don’t remember asking for your opinion…
10. “You’re still hungry?”
You know what? Yes, I am. And I am going to inhale this entire Footlong and not feel bad about it.
11. “Why are you freaking out?”
Freaking out?? Do you really want to see me freak out?!
12. “Didn’t you wear that last week?”
Yeah… what are you going to do about it?
13. “You ask a lot of questions.”
Maybe if you learned how to answer them correctly in the first place I wouldn’t have to ask so frickin’ many.
14. “I don’t know if I trust your cooking.”
Fine. Then don’t eat it. More for me.
15. "It's not you; it's me."
Yeah,okay. Good one.
16. “Is that your real hair?”
That’s for me to know and for you to never find out.
17. “Don't be mad; I was just kidding!”
That was really funny. Like, super funny.
18. “Are you sick?”
Yes, and I’m contagious. So don’t piss me off.
19. “You’re crazy.”
If I am in fact crazy, wouldn’t it be a terrible idea to tell me that I'm crazy?
20. “You have a lot of feelings.”
Since when is that illegal?
21. "Calm down."
I. Am. Calm. But you're making it extremely difficult for me to stay that way.
22. “How much do you weigh?
Not even worth an explanation.
Thanks for noticing. Yes, i am tired. Tired of people reminding me that they have a ruqqed face that tells they are hunqry.
2. “Don’t take this the wrong way, but…”
Well, how am I supposed to take it now?
3. “You remind me of my mom.”
Isn’t your mom 50? :v
4. “Are you on your period.....? Oh sorry slip of tonque ”
No, but I might as well be now, because after that comment I’m about to stab you.
5. "Are you wearing that?"
Well, I was going to… until you said that. Congrats, now you have to wait two more hours while I find another outfit that you’re probably going to hate.
6. “You might be able to fit into this.”
Might ? What exactly do you mean by might?
7. “Your cousin is so hot!”
Wow, that’s a really endearing way to tell me that I got screwed in the club house.
8. “You have a really cute face.”
Just my face ? What, you made it past my neck and decided that the rest of me was hideous ?
9. “Your hair looks way better (shorter, darker, longer, up, etc.).”
That’s funny, I don’t remember asking for your opinion…
10. “You’re still hungry?”
You know what? Yes, I am. And I am going to inhale this entire Footlong and not feel bad about it.
11. “Why are you freaking out?”
Freaking out?? Do you really want to see me freak out?!
12. “Didn’t you wear that last week?”
Yeah… what are you going to do about it?
13. “You ask a lot of questions.”
Maybe if you learned how to answer them correctly in the first place I wouldn’t have to ask so frickin’ many.
14. “I don’t know if I trust your cooking.”
Fine. Then don’t eat it. More for me.
15. "It's not you; it's me."
Yeah,okay. Good one.
16. “Is that your real hair?”
That’s for me to know and for you to never find out.
17. “Don't be mad; I was just kidding!”
That was really funny. Like, super funny.
18. “Are you sick?”
Yes, and I’m contagious. So don’t piss me off.
19. “You’re crazy.”
If I am in fact crazy, wouldn’t it be a terrible idea to tell me that I'm crazy?
20. “You have a lot of feelings.”
Since when is that illegal?
21. "Calm down."
I. Am. Calm. But you're making it extremely difficult for me to stay that way.
22. “How much do you weigh?
Not even worth an explanation.
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Don't just read this post, open up
your heart and be frank. Not a Joke!
It's high time I addressed this issue
of make-up. Most ladies of today are
not natural but they are materialistic.
You see them plaiting their hairs
with attachments and wearing
trousers, but when you tell them that what you're practising will lead
you to hell, then the next step they
take is to hate you.
Honestly, you don't need to make-
up before you can attract your
loved ones. This so called make-up
has turned majority of christians/
believers to backsliders. If you
believe that without plaiting your hair with brazilian hair you can't
ever look Good, then that Brazilian
hair has turned to your god.
Anything that has turned to
obsession in your life is your God.
Now, the book of 1 Timothy 2:9-10
says women should dress
moderately, without putting on Gold
or any Form of jewellery. But you
do, ask yourself now that; Am I a
true believer?
Plaiting of attachment on your hair
is actually an insult on your
personality and what you're literally
telling God is this: ''God you didn't
give me a good hair, then let me
make it up to my own standard.''
When you paint your lips this is
what you actually mean ''God you
didn't give me a flexible lips, then let
me make it up.'' (Isaiah 3:16-24)
When you put on ear ring this is
what you mean.''God, my ear is not
normal like this now, then let me fix
it up with an ear ring''
Women don't put on men's clothing
[Deut 22:5] Finally, brethren I've
missed with God fearing pastors
who God has given priviledge to see
heaven and Hell and came back to
this world to report e.g Pastor Micheal Sambo. It was reported that
almost average people who go to
hell are those who practice these
stuffs.
Mercy is only obtainable on earth, there's no mercy in heaven because
the lord will tell you that someone
has told you this before but you
refused to change. Please I don't
want you to perish and this is the way out.
I'M NOT JUDGING YOU BUT REMEMBER!
The burning flame in hell is intense
and unbearable, it can never be
stopped, but it continues everyday!
The flame cannot be compared to any fire of this world because it is
actually different. I'm not here to get
you scared but to call back to your
creator.
WAY-OUT:- What you have to do is to possess a genuine salvation, then how can I possess this salvation.
(John 3:3) Confess your sin because
the Lord is already waiting for you
to do so now. Cry and shout whole- heartedly onto the lord and he will
forgive you. God Loves you!
You can hit my inbox for any
personal discussion! God bless you
as you do?
your heart and be frank. Not a Joke!
It's high time I addressed this issue
of make-up. Most ladies of today are
not natural but they are materialistic.
You see them plaiting their hairs
with attachments and wearing
trousers, but when you tell them that what you're practising will lead
you to hell, then the next step they
take is to hate you.
Honestly, you don't need to make-
up before you can attract your
loved ones. This so called make-up
has turned majority of christians/
believers to backsliders. If you
believe that without plaiting your hair with brazilian hair you can't
ever look Good, then that Brazilian
hair has turned to your god.
Anything that has turned to
obsession in your life is your God.
Now, the book of 1 Timothy 2:9-10
says women should dress
moderately, without putting on Gold
or any Form of jewellery. But you
do, ask yourself now that; Am I a
true believer?
Plaiting of attachment on your hair
is actually an insult on your
personality and what you're literally
telling God is this: ''God you didn't
give me a good hair, then let me
make it up to my own standard.''
When you paint your lips this is
what you actually mean ''God you
didn't give me a flexible lips, then let
me make it up.'' (Isaiah 3:16-24)
When you put on ear ring this is
what you mean.''God, my ear is not
normal like this now, then let me fix
it up with an ear ring''
Women don't put on men's clothing
[Deut 22:5] Finally, brethren I've
missed with God fearing pastors
who God has given priviledge to see
heaven and Hell and came back to
this world to report e.g Pastor Micheal Sambo. It was reported that
almost average people who go to
hell are those who practice these
stuffs.
Mercy is only obtainable on earth, there's no mercy in heaven because
the lord will tell you that someone
has told you this before but you
refused to change. Please I don't
want you to perish and this is the way out.
I'M NOT JUDGING YOU BUT REMEMBER!
The burning flame in hell is intense
and unbearable, it can never be
stopped, but it continues everyday!
The flame cannot be compared to any fire of this world because it is
actually different. I'm not here to get
you scared but to call back to your
creator.
WAY-OUT:- What you have to do is to possess a genuine salvation, then how can I possess this salvation.
(John 3:3) Confess your sin because
the Lord is already waiting for you
to do so now. Cry and shout whole- heartedly onto the lord and he will
forgive you. God Loves you!
You can hit my inbox for any
personal discussion! God bless you
as you do?
Wednesday 22 October 2014
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| Like seriously... This aint funny anymore.... I was seeing a yoruba movie today,then you wont imagine the kinda subtitle i was seeing... Just had to capture this... LOL.... Whats your say on this |
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Take It Or Leave It
1. Hug her from behind.
2. Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other.
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
4. Cuddle with her.
5. Don’t force her to do anything.
6. Write little notes.
7. Compliment her honestly.
8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible....
9. Say I love you and mean it.
10. Pick her over your friends, no matter what.
11. Comfort her when she cries.
12. Love her with all your heart.
13. Pick her up and flirt with her (She’ll scream and say “Put me down,” but really she loves it).
14. Always call her back when she calls you.
15. Just call her.
16. When you’re in a group, always introduce her as your girlfriend, not just by her name.
17. Defend her.
18. Get to know her family and friends.
19. Even if it’s her fault, apologize anyway.
20. Know what she likes (and dislikes).
21. If she can’t drive, you drive her.
22. She shouldn’t have to feel unsure about your love for her at any time. If she does, then you’re clearly doing something wrong.
23. Make time to see her, not matter how hectic your day may be.
24. Never think ignoring a problem will solve it.
25. Don’t leave her hanging. Girls have creative minds that can think of the worst possible thing when you’re not responding.
26. Never be frugal with her. It shows you’re not willing to do anything for her.
27. When she’s having a bad day, make her feel better.
28. If she becomes bed-ridden / housebound, spend time with her.
29. Don’t insult things she likes, no matter how much you may despise it.
30. Girls like little things that you give them, whether it be a flower from a garden, or shells from the beach. If she says she likes something,
it’s best that you offer it to her before keeping it for
yourself.
I'm I right?
1. Hug her from behind.
2. Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other.
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
4. Cuddle with her.
5. Don’t force her to do anything.
6. Write little notes.
7. Compliment her honestly.
8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible....
9. Say I love you and mean it.
10. Pick her over your friends, no matter what.
11. Comfort her when she cries.
12. Love her with all your heart.
13. Pick her up and flirt with her (She’ll scream and say “Put me down,” but really she loves it).
14. Always call her back when she calls you.
15. Just call her.
16. When you’re in a group, always introduce her as your girlfriend, not just by her name.
17. Defend her.
18. Get to know her family and friends.
19. Even if it’s her fault, apologize anyway.
20. Know what she likes (and dislikes).
21. If she can’t drive, you drive her.
22. She shouldn’t have to feel unsure about your love for her at any time. If she does, then you’re clearly doing something wrong.
23. Make time to see her, not matter how hectic your day may be.
24. Never think ignoring a problem will solve it.
25. Don’t leave her hanging. Girls have creative minds that can think of the worst possible thing when you’re not responding.
26. Never be frugal with her. It shows you’re not willing to do anything for her.
27. When she’s having a bad day, make her feel better.
28. If she becomes bed-ridden / housebound, spend time with her.
29. Don’t insult things she likes, no matter how much you may despise it.
30. Girls like little things that you give them, whether it be a flower from a garden, or shells from the beach. If she says she likes something,
it’s best that you offer it to her before keeping it for
yourself.
I'm I right?
Tuesday 21 October 2014
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With so many people hooking up nowadays, including the “friends with
benefits” scenario, many are not sure if they are in a relationship or
in a “situationship”, a word I saw recently on social media.
Relationships are sometimes treated like clothing; some change them
almost daily. Then there are others who don’t mind sharing in intimate
relationships with multiple partners, which are many times unknown to
the other participants. Regardless of what we see in media, there are
many people who still have a strong desire for an exclusive
relationship. They want someone to refer to them as “mine”.
Here are eight ways to confirm if your relationship is exclusive:
1. You are their number one priority. If they are already parents, then their children will be their top priority, but thereafter, you are it. Your needs are met by them; they want to know how they can help and serve you in every possible way. They want to know ALL about you – the good and the bad. When they find out things about you that you may be ashamed of, they don’t run away. They also work hard to see you smile.
2. They create boundaries with their other friendships (and family members) to ensure that the relationship is protected. If they have opposite-s*x friendships, they establish boundaries to ensure that their significant other doesn’t have to question or wonder about anything.
3. They have nothing to hide. Nothing is off-limits. No question is too intrusive. Passwords are shared. They want you to know that they can be trusted; they want to put your mind at ease.
4. They are 100% committed to you. No-one else has their heart. They have made great strides in ridding themselves of soul ties, and they have completely ended and severed previous relationships.
5. They want to help you build your dreams. They have amazing suggestions and ideas, and they are ready to roll up their sleeves to help you build. They are not intimidated by your goals and dreams, because they know you want them to be a part of it!
6. They are ready to share you with the world. After they have vetted you with close friends, mentors, family members and spiritual leaders, they want to tell the world that you belong to them. They will start introducing you to their wider circle so that everyone becomes aware of the relationship.
7. There is discussion of marriage. Pre-marital counseling is scheduled with a professional therapist or spiritual leader (or both). The input of an objective, professional third party into the relationship helps to bring blind spots into view, and helps to bring an exclusive couple (who are compatible) even closer to each other.
8. They prefer spending their spare time with you over anyone else. They want to be in your presence just to experience you as much as they can. Their friends may tease them, but it doesn’t matter. You have become an important and vital part of their world, and they want everyone (including you) to know that!
Being loved exclusively is an amazing experience.
To be treasured above everyone else, and to know that your lover has your back at all times adds an element of security and confidence to life like nothing else can. Check the list, and look at your relationship to determine if you have signs of exclusivity. Be open to having that discussion!
1. You are their number one priority. If they are already parents, then their children will be their top priority, but thereafter, you are it. Your needs are met by them; they want to know how they can help and serve you in every possible way. They want to know ALL about you – the good and the bad. When they find out things about you that you may be ashamed of, they don’t run away. They also work hard to see you smile.
2. They create boundaries with their other friendships (and family members) to ensure that the relationship is protected. If they have opposite-s*x friendships, they establish boundaries to ensure that their significant other doesn’t have to question or wonder about anything.
3. They have nothing to hide. Nothing is off-limits. No question is too intrusive. Passwords are shared. They want you to know that they can be trusted; they want to put your mind at ease.
4. They are 100% committed to you. No-one else has their heart. They have made great strides in ridding themselves of soul ties, and they have completely ended and severed previous relationships.
5. They want to help you build your dreams. They have amazing suggestions and ideas, and they are ready to roll up their sleeves to help you build. They are not intimidated by your goals and dreams, because they know you want them to be a part of it!
6. They are ready to share you with the world. After they have vetted you with close friends, mentors, family members and spiritual leaders, they want to tell the world that you belong to them. They will start introducing you to their wider circle so that everyone becomes aware of the relationship.
7. There is discussion of marriage. Pre-marital counseling is scheduled with a professional therapist or spiritual leader (or both). The input of an objective, professional third party into the relationship helps to bring blind spots into view, and helps to bring an exclusive couple (who are compatible) even closer to each other.
8. They prefer spending their spare time with you over anyone else. They want to be in your presence just to experience you as much as they can. Their friends may tease them, but it doesn’t matter. You have become an important and vital part of their world, and they want everyone (including you) to know that!
Being loved exclusively is an amazing experience.
To be treasured above everyone else, and to know that your lover has your back at all times adds an element of security and confidence to life like nothing else can. Check the list, and look at your relationship to determine if you have signs of exclusivity. Be open to having that discussion!
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It was laundry time and I was down to my last and least favorite bra.
Throughout the day, the bra was a nuisance and made me really
appreciative of my good bras. And when I thought about it some more, I
realized that the qualities of a good bra can also be found in a good
husband.
Here are four of them.
**A good bra and a good husband will never stab you in the back. The underwire of a good bra is meant to provide support. When the underwire in your bra stabs and pinches pieces of your flesh and makes you wish you never put it on, you know it is time to get rid of the bra. Similarly, a good husband never betrays your trust and is there to for you to lean on when you feel overwhelmed. When you notice that your husband goes out of his way to make you feel less than, tells you that your ideas and dreams are dumb, or tells you that you can’t be who you are, than it may be time for some counseling or time for you to move on.
**A good bra and a good husband make you feel sexy. When I put on my favorite bras, I know that I linger a bit longer in the mirror, add an extra spritz of my favorite perfume, and feel like I can take over the world at work. The same should occur with a good husband. A good husband tells you what he loves about you without prompting. He compliments you and makes you feel desired. In addition to his words, he shows that he believes that you are sexy: a fondle, a booty smack, a long kiss, a poem, a serenade.
**A good bra and a good husband make you look good. One of the reasons that you love your best bras is because they do an excellent job of making you look good, whether you are trying to round out, push up, smooth out, or minimize your girls.
When it comes to marriage, you know that you have a good husband when he protects and praises you in company and when you aren’t around. He will tell family members to stay out your business in the same way that he will brag about you to his coworkers and friends.
**A good bra and a good husband are built to last. You probably had to do some significant bra shopping to pick the brand that works for you. And more than likely, your best bras are not made from cheap flimsy material. When you take care of your delicates, they don’t disappoint. The lace stays intact, the straps stay firm, and material doesn’t pucker. As for a good husband, you probably had to date a lot of losers before you found your prince. He possesses all of the qualities that you need for a happy and meaningful life. And when you pour into him, you can be sure that he will be your partner-in-crime for the rest of your life.
**A good bra and a good husband will never stab you in the back. The underwire of a good bra is meant to provide support. When the underwire in your bra stabs and pinches pieces of your flesh and makes you wish you never put it on, you know it is time to get rid of the bra. Similarly, a good husband never betrays your trust and is there to for you to lean on when you feel overwhelmed. When you notice that your husband goes out of his way to make you feel less than, tells you that your ideas and dreams are dumb, or tells you that you can’t be who you are, than it may be time for some counseling or time for you to move on.
**A good bra and a good husband make you feel sexy. When I put on my favorite bras, I know that I linger a bit longer in the mirror, add an extra spritz of my favorite perfume, and feel like I can take over the world at work. The same should occur with a good husband. A good husband tells you what he loves about you without prompting. He compliments you and makes you feel desired. In addition to his words, he shows that he believes that you are sexy: a fondle, a booty smack, a long kiss, a poem, a serenade.
**A good bra and a good husband make you look good. One of the reasons that you love your best bras is because they do an excellent job of making you look good, whether you are trying to round out, push up, smooth out, or minimize your girls.
When it comes to marriage, you know that you have a good husband when he protects and praises you in company and when you aren’t around. He will tell family members to stay out your business in the same way that he will brag about you to his coworkers and friends.
**A good bra and a good husband are built to last. You probably had to do some significant bra shopping to pick the brand that works for you. And more than likely, your best bras are not made from cheap flimsy material. When you take care of your delicates, they don’t disappoint. The lace stays intact, the straps stay firm, and material doesn’t pucker. As for a good husband, you probably had to date a lot of losers before you found your prince. He possesses all of the qualities that you need for a happy and meaningful life. And when you pour into him, you can be sure that he will be your partner-in-crime for the rest of your life.
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Each era produces its own slang. Some terms demonstrate staying power
and become part of the lexicon while others are relegated to the
dustbin of linguistic history. Perhaps the greatest coinage of my
generation, for example, was “cool,” which is still, well, cool—even if
it faces competition today from “awesome” and “chill.”
The term “bird,” to describe a smart yet awkward person did not survive, but “nerd” and “dork” are still doing fine. And although a good-looking woman can no longer be called a “fox,” “babe” is still appropriate (if politically incorrect), especially when preceded by the modifier “total.” (Author’s note: my wife is still a stone-cold fox, regardless.)
Perhaps some of you have enjoyed a nice walk down memory lane, recalling the long-forgotten lingo of your youth. But today’s slang probably seems foreign to you. As a keen observer of both teenage behavior and language, I’ve put together this little glossary for your benefit:
“Selfie.”
A photograph taken of oneself, usually with a cell phone and sometimes together, with another person. May be accomplished by holding the phone away from one’s body or by photographing oneself in the mirror. Usage: “President Obama took a selfie during the Nelson Mandela memorial.”
“Ratchet.”
This word once referred to the handle portion of a socket wrench set. No more. Now it means ugly, out of style, or “like a poor person.” As far as I can tell, it derives from an intentional mispronunciation of the word “wretched.”
“Basic.”
This word no longer means simple or fundamental; although I suppose, in a way, it actually does. Its modern meaning is similar to “ratchet,” but it carries the additional connotation of being cheap or even cheesy. Usage: “His old phone is so basic.”
“LOL.”
This is one term people of my generation actually do understand (or at least think we do) because we’re on Facebook or 2go all the time. But of course, being adults, we get it wrong. It’s true that the acronym stands for “laugh out loud,” but it’s no longer used to express true hilarity, which is now spelled “hahahaha.” LOL identifies something as only mildly or ironically funny. It’s also not just a written abbreviation but is often spoken out loud, usually with sarcasm. For example, my teenager’s deadpan, “LOL, dad,” at the dinner table.
(By the way, please do not make the common geezer mistake of thinking that “LOL” stands for “lots of love.” That can be a pretty awkward way of responding to someone’s bereavement, for example.)
“Swag.”
Once a shortened form of “swagger,” this term now refers not to an individual’s walk but to his or her accoutrements: jewelry, fancy clothing, etc. It can also mean “free stuff” (like T-shirts, sunglasses or Rolex watches) given away to members of an organization or attendees at an event. Usage: “You should see all the swag state legislators get from lobbyists.”
“Bae.”
Perhaps this should be spelled “BAE” because it’s actually an acronym for “before anyone else,” but it’s pronounced as a word (sounding like “bay”) and employed as a noun. Teenagers these days use it in much the same way we once used “squeeze” (as in “main squeeze”) referring to someone’s “one-and-only.” Usage: “I’m going out with bae tonight.”
So there you have it. Even though your own youth is long past, you can now sound cool again. Just be sure to wear your swag so you don’t look ratchet when you take a selfie with your bae. LOL.
Source; Gwinnett Daily Post.
The term “bird,” to describe a smart yet awkward person did not survive, but “nerd” and “dork” are still doing fine. And although a good-looking woman can no longer be called a “fox,” “babe” is still appropriate (if politically incorrect), especially when preceded by the modifier “total.” (Author’s note: my wife is still a stone-cold fox, regardless.)
Perhaps some of you have enjoyed a nice walk down memory lane, recalling the long-forgotten lingo of your youth. But today’s slang probably seems foreign to you. As a keen observer of both teenage behavior and language, I’ve put together this little glossary for your benefit:
“Selfie.”
A photograph taken of oneself, usually with a cell phone and sometimes together, with another person. May be accomplished by holding the phone away from one’s body or by photographing oneself in the mirror. Usage: “President Obama took a selfie during the Nelson Mandela memorial.”
“Ratchet.”
This word once referred to the handle portion of a socket wrench set. No more. Now it means ugly, out of style, or “like a poor person.” As far as I can tell, it derives from an intentional mispronunciation of the word “wretched.”
“Basic.”
This word no longer means simple or fundamental; although I suppose, in a way, it actually does. Its modern meaning is similar to “ratchet,” but it carries the additional connotation of being cheap or even cheesy. Usage: “His old phone is so basic.”
“LOL.”
This is one term people of my generation actually do understand (or at least think we do) because we’re on Facebook or 2go all the time. But of course, being adults, we get it wrong. It’s true that the acronym stands for “laugh out loud,” but it’s no longer used to express true hilarity, which is now spelled “hahahaha.” LOL identifies something as only mildly or ironically funny. It’s also not just a written abbreviation but is often spoken out loud, usually with sarcasm. For example, my teenager’s deadpan, “LOL, dad,” at the dinner table.
(By the way, please do not make the common geezer mistake of thinking that “LOL” stands for “lots of love.” That can be a pretty awkward way of responding to someone’s bereavement, for example.)
“Swag.”
Once a shortened form of “swagger,” this term now refers not to an individual’s walk but to his or her accoutrements: jewelry, fancy clothing, etc. It can also mean “free stuff” (like T-shirts, sunglasses or Rolex watches) given away to members of an organization or attendees at an event. Usage: “You should see all the swag state legislators get from lobbyists.”
“Bae.”
Perhaps this should be spelled “BAE” because it’s actually an acronym for “before anyone else,” but it’s pronounced as a word (sounding like “bay”) and employed as a noun. Teenagers these days use it in much the same way we once used “squeeze” (as in “main squeeze”) referring to someone’s “one-and-only.” Usage: “I’m going out with bae tonight.”
So there you have it. Even though your own youth is long past, you can now sound cool again. Just be sure to wear your swag so you don’t look ratchet when you take a selfie with your bae. LOL.
Source; Gwinnett Daily Post.
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From not enough money to too much stress, there are many common triggers for relationship issues. But can your union be saved?
According to the top relationship experts, there are certain things you need to understand about yourself and your partner:
1. Understand relationship phases.
Relationships have three general phases: romantic, conflict and commitment. Unless they’re sending you a serious red flag, it’s hard to figure out if someone’s a keeper in the romantic phase.
“This is the stage where it’s all fun,” says Richo, a psychotherapist (DaveRicho.com) and author of How to Be an Adult in Relationships (Shambhala). “Neither person will show their dark side very much, so you don’t have a picture of the whole person.”
So when do you really know whether he’s that special someone? When the masks come off, says Richo. Which is why fighting from the very start about money, work and how many times you have s*x a week can threaten even the most promising unions.
What’s key is how you handle these relationship stages and working through relationship issues appropriately.
2. Admit your emotional dependence.
Making an emotional connection is what people hunger for the most, says Sue Johnson, a professor of clinical psychology at the University of Ottawa and author of Hold Me Tight (Little Brown and Company).
Recognizing and admitting that you’re emotionally dependent on your partner can transform key moments in your relationship and bring you closer than ever.
“All the evidence shows that when you feel safe, connected and sure, you’re better at taking care of your partner, at talking about everything from kids to s*x,” Johnson says. As a result, you’ll have a more satisfying s*x life.
People often feel ashamed about needing emotional ties. “Not just men either,” she says. “Women say this means I’m weak or immature. I shouldn’t need this comfort from him.”
3. Show your love the right way.
Attention, acceptance, appreciation, affection – as well as respect for each other’s deepest needs and wishes – is the foundation of a good relationship, Richo says. To improve your relationship, help your partner know what he means to you by expressing these 4 A’s.
“Love isn’t based on the amount of adrenaline we feel coursing through our bodies, but rather whether we’re present in those five ways,” he says. “I know I love someone when I show those four A’s and I know they love me when they show them in return.”
Unfortunately, we often mistake that first rush of hormones for true love.
“The pitter-patter excitement of a heart skipping a beat is all OK in the romantic phase,” Richo explains, “but that can’t be your ultimate test of whether love is real.”
4. Embrace “Me, me, me!”
Sound selfish? Not at all, says Alison Armstrong, founder of the Understanding Men series of workshops (UnderstandMen.com) and author of Making Sense of Men (Pax Programs).
“Before you commit to someone else, get clear about what is most important in your life and spend your time, money and energy on that.”
In fact, most people are attracted to those who feel comfortable in their own skin, she says.
5. Fight, yes, but don’t be cruel.
Happy, functional couples fight – it’s part of the deal (and make-up s*x is the happy ending). But when unhappy couples brawl, it can be like War of the Roses. And nothing brings a troubled relationship down faster.
“A lot of couples’ therapy is helping people fight in a nicer way,” Johnson says.
Happy couples who feel secure with one another probably won’t get as mean as those who aren’t feeling love from their partner.
“They can find a way to reach for each other” and make “safe, emotional connections,” Johnson says.
Her No. 1 fighting rule: Don’t turn your partner into the enemy. “Try to listen to your own needs and fears that are coming up in these fights,” she says. It’ll help you feel secure with each other, even in the midst of battle.
Another difference: Even in the midst of a fight, healthy couples feel safe, they can “call” for their partner and their partner will come, Johnson says.
6. Examine your definition of trust.
Traditionally, a relationship based on trust meant, “I trust you to be faithful and keep your agreements,” Richo says.
But in modern times, your definition of trust needs to also create room for the inevitabilities of life and love, and how you handle them, he says, such as:
“I trust myself to appreciate that you will keep your agreements and work things out with me.”
“I trust myself to receive that with appreciation, and I also trust myself to handle the times when you don’t come through, when you don’t keep agreements.”
“And in those times, I trust myself to try to work it out and not to retaliate.”
People aren’t perfect, and they’re not always as loving and loyal as they intend to be or you want them to be.
Even though “you’re totally open to your partner’s trustworthiness, the trust is in myself,” Richo says. “If and when something happens to contradict that, I’m not going to fall apart.”
7. Get to the real heart of the problem.
You know those arguments where your partner complains about the dirty dishes in the sink and you end up defending yourself or shutting down?
The real problem is deeper, Johnson says.
“This isn’t about whether to build a new cottage,” Johnson says. “This is about the fact that I’m scared if we build a new cottage, you’ll spend a lot of time up there and withdraw from me and I’ll feel lonely.”
Getting to the truth of feelings driving the fight – and sharing those truths – is key to a happy love life.
Likewise, recognizing the wounds that make you react impulsively is the first step in healing them, Johnson says. Those raw spot forms when your attachment needs aren’t met and you feel emotionally deserted.
According to the top relationship experts, there are certain things you need to understand about yourself and your partner:
1. Understand relationship phases.
Relationships have three general phases: romantic, conflict and commitment. Unless they’re sending you a serious red flag, it’s hard to figure out if someone’s a keeper in the romantic phase.
“This is the stage where it’s all fun,” says Richo, a psychotherapist (DaveRicho.com) and author of How to Be an Adult in Relationships (Shambhala). “Neither person will show their dark side very much, so you don’t have a picture of the whole person.”
So when do you really know whether he’s that special someone? When the masks come off, says Richo. Which is why fighting from the very start about money, work and how many times you have s*x a week can threaten even the most promising unions.
What’s key is how you handle these relationship stages and working through relationship issues appropriately.
2. Admit your emotional dependence.
Making an emotional connection is what people hunger for the most, says Sue Johnson, a professor of clinical psychology at the University of Ottawa and author of Hold Me Tight (Little Brown and Company).
Recognizing and admitting that you’re emotionally dependent on your partner can transform key moments in your relationship and bring you closer than ever.
“All the evidence shows that when you feel safe, connected and sure, you’re better at taking care of your partner, at talking about everything from kids to s*x,” Johnson says. As a result, you’ll have a more satisfying s*x life.
People often feel ashamed about needing emotional ties. “Not just men either,” she says. “Women say this means I’m weak or immature. I shouldn’t need this comfort from him.”
3. Show your love the right way.
Attention, acceptance, appreciation, affection – as well as respect for each other’s deepest needs and wishes – is the foundation of a good relationship, Richo says. To improve your relationship, help your partner know what he means to you by expressing these 4 A’s.
“Love isn’t based on the amount of adrenaline we feel coursing through our bodies, but rather whether we’re present in those five ways,” he says. “I know I love someone when I show those four A’s and I know they love me when they show them in return.”
Unfortunately, we often mistake that first rush of hormones for true love.
“The pitter-patter excitement of a heart skipping a beat is all OK in the romantic phase,” Richo explains, “but that can’t be your ultimate test of whether love is real.”
4. Embrace “Me, me, me!”
Sound selfish? Not at all, says Alison Armstrong, founder of the Understanding Men series of workshops (UnderstandMen.com) and author of Making Sense of Men (Pax Programs).
“Before you commit to someone else, get clear about what is most important in your life and spend your time, money and energy on that.”
In fact, most people are attracted to those who feel comfortable in their own skin, she says.
5. Fight, yes, but don’t be cruel.
Happy, functional couples fight – it’s part of the deal (and make-up s*x is the happy ending). But when unhappy couples brawl, it can be like War of the Roses. And nothing brings a troubled relationship down faster.
“A lot of couples’ therapy is helping people fight in a nicer way,” Johnson says.
Happy couples who feel secure with one another probably won’t get as mean as those who aren’t feeling love from their partner.
“They can find a way to reach for each other” and make “safe, emotional connections,” Johnson says.
Her No. 1 fighting rule: Don’t turn your partner into the enemy. “Try to listen to your own needs and fears that are coming up in these fights,” she says. It’ll help you feel secure with each other, even in the midst of battle.
Another difference: Even in the midst of a fight, healthy couples feel safe, they can “call” for their partner and their partner will come, Johnson says.
6. Examine your definition of trust.
Traditionally, a relationship based on trust meant, “I trust you to be faithful and keep your agreements,” Richo says.
But in modern times, your definition of trust needs to also create room for the inevitabilities of life and love, and how you handle them, he says, such as:
“I trust myself to appreciate that you will keep your agreements and work things out with me.”
“I trust myself to receive that with appreciation, and I also trust myself to handle the times when you don’t come through, when you don’t keep agreements.”
“And in those times, I trust myself to try to work it out and not to retaliate.”
People aren’t perfect, and they’re not always as loving and loyal as they intend to be or you want them to be.
Even though “you’re totally open to your partner’s trustworthiness, the trust is in myself,” Richo says. “If and when something happens to contradict that, I’m not going to fall apart.”
7. Get to the real heart of the problem.
You know those arguments where your partner complains about the dirty dishes in the sink and you end up defending yourself or shutting down?
The real problem is deeper, Johnson says.
“This isn’t about whether to build a new cottage,” Johnson says. “This is about the fact that I’m scared if we build a new cottage, you’ll spend a lot of time up there and withdraw from me and I’ll feel lonely.”
Getting to the truth of feelings driving the fight – and sharing those truths – is key to a happy love life.
Likewise, recognizing the wounds that make you react impulsively is the first step in healing them, Johnson says. Those raw spot forms when your attachment needs aren’t met and you feel emotionally deserted.
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Marriage is an institution ordained by God. It is a sacrificial
commitment between both parties involved, in which both leave their
former lives and come together to become one in a new life. It is very
saddening to note that the very people smiling and overexcited about
their marriage some years ago, can not now stand the very presence of
each other.
In Nigeria, the rate is on the increase, but because of our culture where we strongly dont believe in divorce to a larger extent, and how patient our women/men can be towards their marriage, our divorce rates are low compared to the other countries in the whole world
Now let us examine the Causes of Marriage/Relationship Failures in Nigeria.
Here are the 10 Most Causes of why Marriages Fail in Nigeria
LACK OF TRUST
This is the number one reason why marriages fail. what causes lack of trust is infidelity, extra marital affairs and constant lying by either spouses to their spouse. The foundation of a succesfull marriage is trusting your spouse, immediatly that trust is broken, the marriage now begins to go down hill.
When a couple exchanges their wedding vows on the altar, they actually trade their exclusitivety to one another, they both gave their freedom, time, love, trust to the other spouse. Then when your spouse betrays your trust, you feel weak from inside your soul. No matter who is betraying someone’s trust, it always destroys the marriage, and it gives room for resentment, anger, jealousy among the couples.
Lets put it this way, trust is like an Egg, if it falls down and breaks, it can never be mended back again, it takes the grace of God and extreme love for you to get it back. We should never give room to betray the trust of our spouse, because the very foundation of our marriage depends on it.
ALLOWING PAST RELATIONSHIPS INTO THEIR MARRIAGES
Sometimes people bring in the excess baggage of their past relationships into their marriage. They may have previously been hurt or coming from a previous bad relationship, they tend to allow it to affect their marriage, by pre-judging their spouse.
Sometimes spouses are still hooked to their past relationships, they find themselves thinking about their past relationships and compare it to their marriage, and they put their marriage under pressure and risk of failure, because your marriage is not meeting up to your former relationship.
A young married man may have had a former girlfriend who was great in bed, but because of her manners he felt she is not a wife material and decides not to marry her. But finally marries a humble, gentle and good girl who meets the description of a wife material, then after, you discover she is not so good in bed compared to your former girlfriend, then you find yourself complaining bitterly about how bad she is in bed and start comparing her to your former girlfriend.
What you should understand is that people are different in many ways, what your spouse has, your former girlfriend may not have 10% of it, but just because she is lacking in one aspect your former girlfriend seems to be a professional is no justification to compare both persons, you should avoid comparing you marriage or spouse with your past relationships, it brings down the self esteem of your spouse, whatever flaws your spouse may have should be worked at.
PRIDE AND EGO
The truth about many of us, is that we are too egocentric, we carry ourselves with so much pride that we trample on our spouses emotions.
Your wife may ask you to help her to bathe your children, due to the fact she is under tremedous stress and pressure, but instead of showing your love and care, you retaliate and begin to preach the duties of a woman, and how its none of your business to do such things, because it is not a man’s job and doing it will hurt your ego.
We mostly allow our Ego and Pride to get in the way of just saying a simple “sorry” or “please forgive me” to your spouse, and as a result broken down the communication gap in your marriage. Ego and Pride are major causes of Marriage failures nowadays.
LACK OF INTIMACY
Although intimacy is not necessary sex, but lack of sex between both parties begin to draw both parties apart from each other. When a spouse punishes the other spouse by not giving in to sex, because he/she was offended by the other party, it begins to kill your intimacy.
Intimacy is much more than sex, spending quality time with your spouse, buying her unexpected gifts, showing that you care and showing her love all the time builds a relationship.
Marriage is like a flower, if it is not watered with intimacy and love, it will wither and die. Intimacy is what keeps the flame burning in a marriage. When both couples slip into that stage of not being intimate with each other, or not having sex, then the flame dies, and they start searching for a new flame outside their marriage.
Lets not forget, men are different from women, men love the physical, simple means sex, while women love the emotional(non-physical), simple means caring and showing love.
ALLOWING 3RD PARTIES TO INTERFERE IN YOUR MARRIAGE
Let us face it, if a country has more than one president in a country, the country will not move forward because each one of them will have different opinion about how the country should be run. In the same way if you allow third parties to interfere in your marriage, it will never be successful because people will always have different opinion on how your marriage should be.
In this part of the world, any simple thing we run to our pastors, or inlaws or bosses, or just any person to come and settle the dispute in your marriage, even if you guys are arguing on a simple matter of which school your children to go to. There is nothing wrong when an elderly person, or your spiritual father guides you in your marriage, or settle a major quarrel for you, but it should be reduced to the barest minimum and never be encouraged.
On the part of the man, he may feel he lacks the ability to handle his family affairs, and on the part of the woman she would not feel safe and secured in her marriage. These third parties that are involved in your marriage, are they really successful with their own marriages.
In Nigeria, the rate is on the increase, but because of our culture where we strongly dont believe in divorce to a larger extent, and how patient our women/men can be towards their marriage, our divorce rates are low compared to the other countries in the whole world
Now let us examine the Causes of Marriage/Relationship Failures in Nigeria.
Here are the 10 Most Causes of why Marriages Fail in Nigeria
LACK OF TRUST
This is the number one reason why marriages fail. what causes lack of trust is infidelity, extra marital affairs and constant lying by either spouses to their spouse. The foundation of a succesfull marriage is trusting your spouse, immediatly that trust is broken, the marriage now begins to go down hill.
When a couple exchanges their wedding vows on the altar, they actually trade their exclusitivety to one another, they both gave their freedom, time, love, trust to the other spouse. Then when your spouse betrays your trust, you feel weak from inside your soul. No matter who is betraying someone’s trust, it always destroys the marriage, and it gives room for resentment, anger, jealousy among the couples.
Lets put it this way, trust is like an Egg, if it falls down and breaks, it can never be mended back again, it takes the grace of God and extreme love for you to get it back. We should never give room to betray the trust of our spouse, because the very foundation of our marriage depends on it.
ALLOWING PAST RELATIONSHIPS INTO THEIR MARRIAGES
Sometimes people bring in the excess baggage of their past relationships into their marriage. They may have previously been hurt or coming from a previous bad relationship, they tend to allow it to affect their marriage, by pre-judging their spouse.
Sometimes spouses are still hooked to their past relationships, they find themselves thinking about their past relationships and compare it to their marriage, and they put their marriage under pressure and risk of failure, because your marriage is not meeting up to your former relationship.
A young married man may have had a former girlfriend who was great in bed, but because of her manners he felt she is not a wife material and decides not to marry her. But finally marries a humble, gentle and good girl who meets the description of a wife material, then after, you discover she is not so good in bed compared to your former girlfriend, then you find yourself complaining bitterly about how bad she is in bed and start comparing her to your former girlfriend.
What you should understand is that people are different in many ways, what your spouse has, your former girlfriend may not have 10% of it, but just because she is lacking in one aspect your former girlfriend seems to be a professional is no justification to compare both persons, you should avoid comparing you marriage or spouse with your past relationships, it brings down the self esteem of your spouse, whatever flaws your spouse may have should be worked at.
PRIDE AND EGO
The truth about many of us, is that we are too egocentric, we carry ourselves with so much pride that we trample on our spouses emotions.
Your wife may ask you to help her to bathe your children, due to the fact she is under tremedous stress and pressure, but instead of showing your love and care, you retaliate and begin to preach the duties of a woman, and how its none of your business to do such things, because it is not a man’s job and doing it will hurt your ego.
We mostly allow our Ego and Pride to get in the way of just saying a simple “sorry” or “please forgive me” to your spouse, and as a result broken down the communication gap in your marriage. Ego and Pride are major causes of Marriage failures nowadays.
LACK OF INTIMACY
Although intimacy is not necessary sex, but lack of sex between both parties begin to draw both parties apart from each other. When a spouse punishes the other spouse by not giving in to sex, because he/she was offended by the other party, it begins to kill your intimacy.
Intimacy is much more than sex, spending quality time with your spouse, buying her unexpected gifts, showing that you care and showing her love all the time builds a relationship.
Marriage is like a flower, if it is not watered with intimacy and love, it will wither and die. Intimacy is what keeps the flame burning in a marriage. When both couples slip into that stage of not being intimate with each other, or not having sex, then the flame dies, and they start searching for a new flame outside their marriage.
Lets not forget, men are different from women, men love the physical, simple means sex, while women love the emotional(non-physical), simple means caring and showing love.
ALLOWING 3RD PARTIES TO INTERFERE IN YOUR MARRIAGE
Let us face it, if a country has more than one president in a country, the country will not move forward because each one of them will have different opinion about how the country should be run. In the same way if you allow third parties to interfere in your marriage, it will never be successful because people will always have different opinion on how your marriage should be.
In this part of the world, any simple thing we run to our pastors, or inlaws or bosses, or just any person to come and settle the dispute in your marriage, even if you guys are arguing on a simple matter of which school your children to go to. There is nothing wrong when an elderly person, or your spiritual father guides you in your marriage, or settle a major quarrel for you, but it should be reduced to the barest minimum and never be encouraged.
On the part of the man, he may feel he lacks the ability to handle his family affairs, and on the part of the woman she would not feel safe and secured in her marriage. These third parties that are involved in your marriage, are they really successful with their own marriages.
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Always remember pain makes someone change.
So don't ever hurt someone you love so much in
this world if you don't want him or her to change.
That person will be heartbroken but after sometime,
he or she will mend his/her heart again and moves
on with experience that they gained from what you
led them into... And when that person is gone that's
when you will realize how precious he or she was to
your life and what they meant to you...
You will cry, plead and ask for forgiveness from that
person but it will be late for you.
So my friends, if you have someone who cares
about you and loves you the way you are. Value his
or her love, don't bring pain to him or her because it
will make them change and you will regret at the
end.
And if you caused pain to someone but you still have
a chance of talking to him or her, go and break it
down with them. Go and say sorry to that person
prior He/she totally lets go of you. You may be with
the swag that you never say SORRY or bend low but
in the long run when they are gone, you will miss
them, and you will wish to get them back in your life.
You will move on but you may end up crushing, you
will never find someone with the same love and
heart like for that person you gave pain. Still you will
be with that vacuum in your heart... you will finally
say, “There’s no true love, and all men & women are
the same...”
Never take someone for granted, never be shy to
say sorry to someone you love and never hurt and
create pain to some you don’t want to lose.
Comrade Olamilekan Cares
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Always remember pain makes someone change.
So don't ever hurt someone you love so much in
this world if you don't want him or her to change.
That person will be heartbroken but after sometime,
he or she will mend his/her heart again and moves
on with experience that they gained from what you
led them into... And when that person is gone that's
when you will realize how precious he or she was to
your life and what they meant to you...
You will cry, plead and ask for forgiveness from that
person but it will be late for you.
So my friends, if you have someone who cares
about you and loves you the way you are. Value his
or her love, don't bring pain to him or her because it
will make them change and you will regret at the
end.
And if you caused pain to someone but you still have
a chance of talking to him or her, go and break it
down with them. Go and say sorry to that person
prior He/she totally lets go of you. You may be with
the swag that you never say SORRY or bend low but
in the long run when they are gone, you will miss
them, and you will wish to get them back in your life.
You will move on but you may end up crushing, you
will never find someone with the same love and
heart like for that person you gave pain. Still you will
be with that vacuum in your heart... you will finally
say, “There’s no true love, and all men & women are
the same...”
Never take someone for granted, never be shy to
say sorry to someone you love and never hurt and
create pain to some you don’t want to lose.
Comrade Olamilekan Cares
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DEAR LADIES,
Not all men will cheat you; some men are faithful to
their partners
Not all men will break your heart; some of them will
give a love you deserve
Not all men will hurt you; some of them just want to
see a smile in your face
Not all men just want only sex from girls; some of
them want a real relationship
Not all men are players; some of them are serious
and they need to marry a lady like you
STOP SAYING THAT ALL MEN ARE THE SAME
unless you have tried dating the whole world.
DON’T just misjudge all men because of that one
Ex-boyfriend who made you hate love.
CEASE denying every man that comes your way that
you are waiting for MR PERFECT. There is no Mr.
Perfect in this world. You’re the one to make the
imperfect guy to be perfect to you.
So if you keep on waiting for the complete guy, you
might wait FOREVER.
You keep on saying that you HATE love but no way
to escape it no matter how far fast you can run.
Stop letting every chance pass by, don’t be afraid to
get hurt again because if you don’t risk something,
you will never gain anything, don’t fear to fall in love
again because of the previous heart break. Just take
the past heart break as a lesson that gave you
experience or a stepping stone. Give that new guy a
chance, take your time studying him, and test his
patience… Don’t rush because you might end up
crushing again
Not all men will cheat you; some men are faithful to
their partners
Not all men will break your heart; some of them will
give a love you deserve
Not all men will hurt you; some of them just want to
see a smile in your face
Not all men just want only sex from girls; some of
them want a real relationship
Not all men are players; some of them are serious
and they need to marry a lady like you
STOP SAYING THAT ALL MEN ARE THE SAME
unless you have tried dating the whole world.
DON’T just misjudge all men because of that one
Ex-boyfriend who made you hate love.
CEASE denying every man that comes your way that
you are waiting for MR PERFECT. There is no Mr.
Perfect in this world. You’re the one to make the
imperfect guy to be perfect to you.
So if you keep on waiting for the complete guy, you
might wait FOREVER.
You keep on saying that you HATE love but no way
to escape it no matter how far fast you can run.
Stop letting every chance pass by, don’t be afraid to
get hurt again because if you don’t risk something,
you will never gain anything, don’t fear to fall in love
again because of the previous heart break. Just take
the past heart break as a lesson that gave you
experience or a stepping stone. Give that new guy a
chance, take your time studying him, and test his
patience… Don’t rush because you might end up
crushing again
Monday 20 October 2014
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Is it not funny that many girls claim they have
what it takes to make a relationship work and
then when they are in one, they will flop and then
keep blaming the guy for not making it work.
They will treat the guy with “general” knowledge
of what they know about relationships and then
expect it to work.
You’ve heard every guy likes something and then
you go, my boyfriend must definitely like the same
things to. You will never try to find out who that
one guy is but you keep wallowing in your
ignorance waiting for a miracle to happen.
You probably expect every man to want to take
advantage of you because it happened to some
people close to you and they have hammered it in
your ears that men will forever be after what’s
underneath your skirt and never your heart.
One man treated you badly and then you dump all
the frustration you are feeling on your next.
Maybe your next loves you enough to help you
get over your ex. Maybe he doesn’t even want
sex from you as badly as you have imagined.
Maybe he is just a very good guy who loves you
and then you push him away because you were
too blind to see beyond your pains. And no
matter how hard you think you are trying, you
keep failing over and over again.
How do you expect it to work when he likes meat
but because you read somewhere that men don’t
like meat, you keep stuffing him with fish. And
then when he is tired of eating fish, he flees. Then
you go, all men are the same. Of course, they are
the same, isn’t that what your general knowledge
and wrong lessons for your past experience
taught you? Till you learn to treat a man as his
own person, you may never find fulfilment in that
relationship.
It is even funnier when guys imagine all girls want
are flashy things, money and all those fake
glittering gold. You have assumed every girl will
fall at your feet if you spoil them a bit.
Maybe she did not even see the cash, she saw
the way you showed so much concern about her
welfare and she fell in love with that man that was
attentive to her need and not the man raining
cash on her. Is it bad if you spend on her? You
love her right, then you should see no wrong in
spoiling or see it as a means to get her to sleep
with you.
We want love too, we want you to make us laugh
and show us what it being her “Mr right” is. We
want our friends to go green with envy at the way
you treat us.
Don’t think because we seem to wear our
emotions on our sleeves, we are foolish. We may
have sex with you on the first night and that does
not make us hoes. We like good things doesn’t
mean we will dig your gold-well like your ex(es)
did. We want to be fought for, we want you to
cross the ocean for us if that is what we need as
an evidence that you truly love us.
We don’t want
to wake up any day, thinking we are competing
for your attention. We want you to make us laugh.
We want you to be our everything.
We want to flaunt your love, wear it as one very
expensive gem.. we don’t have to grovel or nag
before we get you to have time for us.
We want breakfast in bed, once in a while. We
want surprise birthday parties and of course we
want all those cakes and flowers and fluffy Teddy
bears every valentine. But that is not the love we
crave, so don’t think you know all about girls and
then treat her as every other girl. Study her, pay
attention to her. Girls are complicated, but also
very simple. It takes a heart that truly cares about
a woman to know a woman.
Point of all of these: nobody should be compared
to the other. Till you’ve fully accepted that
everyone is not the same person as the other,
you will never get it right. If you are not ready to
move on, stay by yourself and learn and conquer
those pains. The worst thing you can ever do to
your partner is to treat him or her as you had
imagined they want to be treated. COMRADE OLAMILEKAN
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Far from what we’ve been made to believe, girls
cheat must as much as guys do. After all, guys
cheat with girls.
The reasons why girls cheat is confusing because
it is very obvious for anyone that cares to know
that they are in love with their partners. The
question that bugs many people is why most girls
find it easy to cheat. Outlined below are some of
the reasons why they do.
#1. THEY FALL IN LOVE EASILY:
it is is easy for girls to falling love with anyone
that showers them with so much attention and
quickly too. One of the reasons a girl will have
sex is that she loves the guy. She would cheat
with him just because she feels she loves him.
#2. THEY ARE CONFUSED ABOUT THEIR
EMOTIONS:
girls would cheat because they are not sure about
their feelings. It’s like they don’t want to cheat, at
the same time they are confused about what they
are feeling for their men. When a girl is confused
about her emotions, it is very easy to cheat with
another guy.
#3. THEY DO IT FOR THE FUN:
girls love drama and can almost never live without
it. When they feel like their love life getting boring,
they may cheat for the excitement. The thought of
danger is one of the reasons girls would sleep
with a guy.
#4. THEY CHEAT TO GET BACK AT THEIR MEN:
this is one of the reasons why many girls would
cheat on their men. She has probably caught him
cheating or heard tales of him sleeping around. In
order to get even with him, she would cheat.
#5. SHE HAS CRAVINGS:
if a guy keeps ignoring his girl and lets another
man shower with the attention he is supposed to
be giving, he is only pushing her into the arms of
another man. Girls have sexual needs too, they
get horny like men and so need to be sexually
satisfied. If she is not tapping it from you, she will
tap it somewhere else.
#6. SHE IS A GOLD DIGGER: not all girls are gold
diggers but a girl who likes money and the things
money can get for her more than she likes her
man will easily jump to another bed if he has
more to offer.
#7. SHE DOES IT FOR THE DUMBEST REASONS:
well, girls also cheat for the silliest reasons like
she was dared by her friends, to prove a point
that she could be adventurous or to get your
attention. She is cheating, not for herself but for
other people. She may not even enjoy it.
#8. SHE IS EMOTIONALLY VULNERABLE:
when a girl is depressed and emotionally down, it
is easy for her to sleep with another person.
Whoever gives her the attention she wants at that
moment may easily get her to sleep with him.
#9. SHE’S NO LONGER SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO
HER MAN:
when there is no sexual intimacy between a
couple, it is very easy for the woman to wander
away from him and go with the next man she
feels sexually connected with.
In all, women enjoy attention and will easily cheat
with someone that can not only get their attention
but hold their attention.
She may love her man so much but as soon as
another man starts showering her with more love
and care, she will easily be drawn away;
especially if she is not received that kind of
attention from her man; although this is true for
some women and not all. There are women who
will stick with their men no matter what.
Bottom line is love your woman as she deserves
and you have a loyal woman in your arms.
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What is virginity?
A ‘virgin’ is traditionally seen as someone who
has never had sexual intercourse before. However, people have different ideas about what ‘losing
your virginity’ means. For some, it’s having heterosexual sex for the first time. For others, it can mean having any sort of sex – including gay
or lesbian sex – for the first time.
A ‘virgin’ is traditionally seen as someone who
has never had sexual intercourse before. However, people have different ideas about what ‘losing
your virginity’ means. For some, it’s having heterosexual sex for the first time. For others, it can mean having any sort of sex – including gay
or lesbian sex – for the first time.
Does oral / fingering / anal / hand jobs count as.losing your virginity?
This is a difficult question, and again, people have
different views. Whether you think these things
‘count’ or not, don’t forget that all of them can
transmit sexually transmitted diseases (STDs).
And whatever you think ‘being a virgin’ means,
remember that the most important thing is
making sure you’re ready before you do anything
sexual, whether it’s the first time or not. There’s
nothing wrong with being a virgin, and you
shouldn’t feel like you have to go further then you
are comfortable with because of peer pressure.
different views. Whether you think these things
‘count’ or not, don’t forget that all of them can
transmit sexually transmitted diseases (STDs).
And whatever you think ‘being a virgin’ means,
remember that the most important thing is
making sure you’re ready before you do anything
sexual, whether it’s the first time or not. There’s
nothing wrong with being a virgin, and you
shouldn’t feel like you have to go further then you
are comfortable with because of peer pressure.
Won’t I look inexperienced if I admit it’s my first
time?
No – be honest with your partner. There’s
nothing embarrassing about telling them that you
haven’t been with anyone else. If you’re close
enough to someone to be thinking about having
sex, you should be close enough to be able to
talk honestly to him or her.
“We’ve sort of decided to wait a bit longer before
we do it. I mean, we have kissed and felt each
other and all that sort of thing, you know, maybe
just going a little bit further each time”
time?
No – be honest with your partner. There’s
nothing embarrassing about telling them that you
haven’t been with anyone else. If you’re close
enough to someone to be thinking about having
sex, you should be close enough to be able to
talk honestly to him or her.
“We’ve sort of decided to wait a bit longer before
we do it. I mean, we have kissed and felt each
other and all that sort of thing, you know, maybe
just going a little bit further each time”
Won’t I be judged if I admit that I’ve had sex
before?
Again, it’s usually better to have enough of a
trusting relationship to chat openly about your
experiences.
You deserve not to be judged. If anyone makes
you feel bad for things that have happened in your
life, they’re probably not good enough to give
your time to. Remember that there is no definite
way of knowing if a girl is a virgin or not, a lack
of bleeding is not proof (see ‘will first time sex
hurt’ below).
I’m getting married and have not had sex before…
In some countries, it’s common for young people
to get married. Sometimes families arrange the
marriage, sometimes not. You may have already
been in a relationship with your partner, or you
may not know your partner very well. Whatever
the situation, talk to your partner about sex before
you do it, and don’t feel like you have to rush into
it on your wedding night.
before?
Again, it’s usually better to have enough of a
trusting relationship to chat openly about your
experiences.
You deserve not to be judged. If anyone makes
you feel bad for things that have happened in your
life, they’re probably not good enough to give
your time to. Remember that there is no definite
way of knowing if a girl is a virgin or not, a lack
of bleeding is not proof (see ‘will first time sex
hurt’ below).
I’m getting married and have not had sex before…
In some countries, it’s common for young people
to get married. Sometimes families arrange the
marriage, sometimes not. You may have already
been in a relationship with your partner, or you
may not know your partner very well. Whatever
the situation, talk to your partner about sex before
you do it, and don’t feel like you have to rush into
it on your wedding night.
Will first time sex hurt?
First-time sex can be painful or hurt, and some girls or young women do bleed a little bit. The
bleeding usually occurs because the girl has a hymen which breaks the first time she has sexual
intercourse.
The hymen is a small piece of thin skin which
goes across the opening of the vagina and
protects it when she is young. It has some gaps
in it where the blood can come out when she has
her period. Sometimes a girl might already have
broken her hymen without knowing about it. For
example, this can happen as a result of playing
sports or horse riding.
Sex the first time shouldn’t be painful or hurt for
a boy or young man, but he can make it easier
for his partner by being gentle and taking it
slowly – try to make it special for you both.
First-time sex can be painful or hurt, and some girls or young women do bleed a little bit. The
bleeding usually occurs because the girl has a hymen which breaks the first time she has sexual
intercourse.
The hymen is a small piece of thin skin which
goes across the opening of the vagina and
protects it when she is young. It has some gaps
in it where the blood can come out when she has
her period. Sometimes a girl might already have
broken her hymen without knowing about it. For
example, this can happen as a result of playing
sports or horse riding.
Sex the first time shouldn’t be painful or hurt for
a boy or young man, but he can make it easier
for his partner by being gentle and taking it
slowly – try to make it special for you both.
Is the first time someone has sex enjoyable?
Some couples say that on their first time they
both enjoyed it, other couples say that neither of
them had an orgasm. It’s an individual thing, just
try not to expect too much from your first time –
like anything else, it takes a while to learn about
your body and about your partner’s. Just make
sure that you’re ready and you’ve got
contraception sorted out.
Some couples say that on their first time they
both enjoyed it, other couples say that neither of
them had an orgasm. It’s an individual thing, just
try not to expect too much from your first time –
like anything else, it takes a while to learn about
your body and about your partner’s. Just make
sure that you’re ready and you’ve got
contraception sorted out.
“What was it like? – Well it’s difficult to describe
because I’d never felt anything like it before really.
I’d had orgasms through masturbation before, but
sharing yourself with someone you love and respect was really good. It brought us closer together. ”
because I’d never felt anything like it before really.
I’d had orgasms through masturbation before, but
sharing yourself with someone you love and respect was really good. It brought us closer together. ”
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Am I ready for sex?
Having sex
Sex, fun and safety
Am I ready for sex?
Having sex
Sex, fun and safety
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Losing your virginity can seem scary, and the
range of myths surrounding it doesn’t help. In
most cases, though, penetrative sex should not
be intensely painful, even on your first time.
Follow along after the jump to learn how to
mentally and physically prepare yourself.
1. Try to feel comfortable with your own
sexuality. Most people fear the unknown, and it’s
easy to get anxious if you don’t know what’s
coming. Feeling tense and nervous will put a
damper on the experience, in addition to making
your vaginal muscles clenched and more prone to
pain. Instead of letting anxiety take over, try to
find ways to relax and become educated
beforehand so you feel confident in the moment.
Here are some strategies to try:
Read up! Knowing exactly what goes where,
what’s normal, and what to expect can help ease
a lot of your anxiety about having sex for the first
time. Planned Parenthood, The American Academy
of Pediatrics and
Scarleteen are good places to start.
Know your body. Understanding your own
anatomy can help you feel more confident,
especially if your partner is also a virgin. It’s
important to figure out what you enjoy, so you
can communicate that to your partner and ensure
that you both have a good experience.
Masturbation can help with this, or you can
simply resolve to be communicative while you
experiment with your partner — whatever you
choose, try to pay attention to how you respond
to different touches.
Approach sex with a positive attitude.
When you lose your virginity is a personal choice.
If you feel extremely guilty and stressed out at the
prospect, maybe it’s better to wait. If you’ve
decided that this is what you want, though, then
take steps to cast the experience in a positive
light.
Focus on making it an experience that brings you
closer to your partner and gives you an
opportunity for personal growth.
2. Take a trip to the drugstore.
Buying a few items ahead of time can make
losing your virginity a little easier.
Consider picking up:
Condoms, which both help prevent pregnancy
and help stop the spread of sexually-transmitted
infections (STIs).
Even if you’re on birth control pills and you trust
your partner, using a condom can erase any
doubts that might make you anxious in the
moment. Don’t
worry about buying anything that’s ribbed or extra
tricked-out for your first time — just look for the
most basic version you can find. Lubricant, the
next-best thing you can buy after condoms
because it will ease
a lot of the pain and prevent vaginal tearing.
If you’re using latex condoms (which most are),
do not use an oil-based lubricant, because they
can tear the condom. Instead, opt for a silicone-
or water-based lube.
3. Discuss your concerns with your partner.
Having sex with someone you trust can make
your first time a lot less nerve-wracking. Your
partner should be considerate of your feelings,
focused on making sure you have a good
experience, and willing to help you through the
process. If your potential partner pressures you
too much, or if he or she doesn’t seem very
concerned about how having sex might affect you,
maybe it’s best to reconsider.
4. Know what your hymen is.
The hymen is a thin membrane that partially
covers the vaginal opening, and almost every girl
is born with one. It starts to wear away over time
due to a variety of activities, such as playing
sports, tampon usage, menstruation or normal
movement. Here’s what you need to know about
it as far as losing your virginity is
concerned:
You probably have a partial hymen. If you’re a
teenager, chances are that only part of your
hymen is left — which is normal, particularly if
you’ve already started having periods. If you want
to investigate more, you should be able to see
your hymen easily with the help of a flashlight
and a hand mirror. If you do bleed, it shouldn’t be
very much.
Any bleeding you experience after losing your
virginity should not be on the same level as
having a period.
Instead, it should only be light spotting for a few
hours after. Some girls won’t bleed at all.
Breaking your hymen shouldn’t be
overwhelmingly painful. Actually, if you do
experience pain during your first time, it’s
probably because you’re not used to the feeling of
penetration and you’re clenching up your muscles
— not because your hymen has nerve
endings (spoiler: it doesn’t).
The good news is, although you can’t control
your
hymen tearing, you can control how relaxed you
are.
5. Get acquainted with how you’re angled.
If you can help your partner ease into you at the
correct angle, you’ll avoid some potentially
painful fumbling.
Most girls aren’t straight up and down, but
instead angled back toward the spine or forward
toward the belly button — both directions are
normal.
If you regularly use tampons, you’re one step
ahead. Take note of how you approach inserting a
tampon, and try to recreate that same angle when
you’re starting to have penetrative sex.
If you don’t use tampons or haven’t otherwise
engaged in any vaginal penetration, it’s probably
a good idea to figure it out before you have sex.
Try using tampons on your next period, or
inserting a finger next time you’re in the shower.
Aim toward your lower back; if that doesn’t feel
comfortable, shift forward slightly until you find a
point that’s comfortable.
Part One of Two:
Before Having Sex
1. Pick a stress-free location.
If you’re constantly worried about getting caught,
you might not have much fun. Make it easier on
yourself and your partner by choosing a time and
a location
where you can be relatively sure you won’t be
disturbed.
Look for privacy, a comfortable surface to lie
down on, and a time when you aren’t worried
about being on a schedule.
2. Set a relaxing mood. Loosen up by making the
atmosphere stress-free. Get rid of any distracting
clutter, shut off your phone, and remove anything
else that might make you feel nervous or keep
you from focusing on your partner.
Try some of the tricks that medical offices,
dental offices or beauty salons use. Dim lighting,
soft music, and warm room temperature are all
meant to make you feel safe and comfortable.
Consider taking some time to groom yourself
beforehand so that you feel relaxed in your own
skin.
Take a quick shower, use scented lotion, style
your hair, or do whatever else makes you feel
pretty and confident.
3. Take your time. Try to think of sex as a
marathon, not a sprint, and focus on enjoying
your partner without rushing.
Instead of worrying about getting right to it, spend
time figuring out what you and your partner both
enjoy. Start with kissing, move to making out, and
stick to whatever pace feels most comfortable for
both of you.
Here’s an extra bonus to doing plenty of
foreplay: as you become more aroused, your
natural lubrication will increase — making it easier
for your partner to enter you painlessly later on.
4. Communicate with your partner.
Try not to be afraid to ask for what you need in
the moment — he or she should be more than
happy to help you. Slowing down, moving gently,
or using more
lubrication are all things you could suggest to
ease the pain of your first time.
5. Do some aftercare (optional). If you’re really
struggling with the pain or experiencing bleeding,
try to deal with it before it becomes too
aggravating. Take an over-the-counter pain
reliever (do not take aspirin if you’re under age 19), clean up any blood, and wear a light pad for
a few hours.
TIPS
If you feel like tonight is not yet “the night”,
don’t be ashamed to postpone it. A caring partner
will value how you feel above anything else and
will not try to rush you into something you are
not ready for. If you change your mind, it is okay
to say so!
Always use a water based lubricant, not
Vaseline, oil, moisturizer, or any kind of greasy
substance. This can damage latex based
condoms and cause irritation and pain.
No one’s first time is absolutely perfect, so
leave your expectations at the door. No one will
expect you to be a pro.
You might get the urge to go to the toilet (be it
number one or number two) during sex. It’s
normal. It will go away after couple of times you
have sex.
Use a condom even if you have another form of
birth control if your partner has had sex with
someone else before. You can get an STD your
very first time. If you don’t use birth control at all,
you can get pregnant! Don’t let something like
that ruin your experience.
If you don’t feel very confident about your
body, remember that candlelight is always an
option, and may feel more romantic and sexier
than electric light or complete darkness.
If you experience excruciating pain or heavy
bleeding that lasts for a day or more, see a
doctor.
Consider making an appointment with a
gynecologist after you become sexually active.
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